SATIRE: humor that uses exaggeration, wit, irony, and/or sarcasm to expose and discredit vice or folly. Humor with a point. It is a difficult medium to pull off well, and “whistleblowers” are frowned upon in our culture (except in sports, with real whistles), but some of the best literary figures in history employed satire as a means to keep the nation free of tyranny and repression. Voltaire, P.G. Wodehouse, Oscar Wilde, O. Henry, Lewis Carroll, George Orwell, Will Rogers, Charles Dickens, Ambrose Bierce, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Joseph Heller, Gore Vidal, Woody Allen, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, the list goes on. Then there’s The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Family Guy and other shows. Robin Williams said, “People say satire is dead. No, it’s alive and living in the White House.” (He was referring to Bush.) In this spirit I dedicated an ebook to Ray Bradbury, who answered every letter I wrote him with kindness and insight: TrumpWorld: an Amazon alternate universe fantasy ebook in which Trump is homeless and living under a bridge in a cardboard box. (“Will Work For Votes.”) Of course Hillary is involved in scandals too, her “team” having dissed Sanders, and with Bill Clinton having endorsed tyrants in the past, along with signing the Glass Steagall repeal (written by the GOP), which let Wall Street do its shady deals and led to the collapse of 2008. These two are the only choices you have, and you have to decide! I prefer the Coffee Party (look it up.) The World’s First Trillionaire is satire about a dweeb named Howard Rosen, who explains to the Rolling Stone how he became Super Duper Rich (SDR), with extended lifespan, a yacht that is also a sub (with nuclear torpedoes), and why his mansions and luxury cars don’t show up on Google Maps. (Also, why the NSA fears him, although he prefers to walk or take a cab. LOL.) Regarding the Flat Earth, there are literally hundreds of videos on Youtube that support it, and Trump. They disbelieve anything science says about anything, not just global warming. NASA lies about everything, they say, and yet some use NASA photos of the moon in other videos showing strange UFOs there. (You can’t have it both ways.) I had a cover article in Sky & Telescope (read part of it here), and spent four hours driving in a van to the Mt. Graham telescope near Tucson with the director. Just him and me, discussing his work on the Hubble team, physics, the scientific method, plus his directing the Kitt Peak National Observatory. I’ve also written about Kitt Peak for other magazines, and conducted research at the library, besides reading dozens of books on the subject. My novel The Miraculous Plot of Leiter & Lott uses optical science and physics in its plot, and is set in Tucson and Dubai, which Neil deGrasse Tyson used as just one example to prove the curvature of the Earth from atop the Burj Khalifa (where you can see it.) Yet many Youtubers (who don’t read books and get their McNews there) believe bling-a-lings who cherry pick their “evidence” and don’t realize that real science is self correcting. Or the “History” Channel. Scientists all want to win a Nobel Prize (instant fame, prestige and wealth), and they don’t do that by shouting, they do it by proving. We refuse to see the world except as a competition between teams, races, religions…our gut reaction is to take sides, throwing bombs (or, symbolically, footballs.) We memorize things by rote in school, look at Tweets and think we know far more than we do, but don’t learn to think. So we are impervious to changing our opinions (given to us by social media giants who track us and feed back to us only what we already like and believe, hiding everything else) even when presented with new evidence. The Bible says the Earth is flat? Please. Time to wake up and smell the dark roast.